John Green's tumblr: On Having Figured Out the... →
fishingboatproceeds: “Why, for example, do the great writers use anticipation instead of surprise? Because surprise is merely an instrument of the unusual, whereas anticipation of a consequence enlarges our understanding of what is happening. Look at a point of land over which the sun is certain to rise, Coleridge…
herspanic: please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 100 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
bigtimerushian: windingrefn: ironinkpen: knezojadransko: There is a virus going around. If someone reblogs something to do with giveaway headphones, don’t click the link, and don’t go to the person’s blog. Also, I suggest not doing read mores for a while. There’s something up with them, too. Please reblog and spread this around. Signal boost! Don’t get caught by this shit! to fix...
I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and...– Sylvia Plath (via 500daysoffuckyou)
Don’t believe the things you tell yourself so late at night You are your own...– Ingrid Michaelson - Parachute (via eringrey)
Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
transstingray: uprootedandrunning: Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer? Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes? Interviewer: Yes. Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question? Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not. haha fuck you misogynists
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
: You want us to stop being fat →
fatposidoodles: yourpenisisshowing: bumsquash: We want you to stop being intellectually bankrupt. We are both likely to be disappointed. I’m all for loving yourself, but calling all thin people intellectually bankrupt is a bit douchey You know what else is douchey? Putting words into the OP’s…
Reblog if you have less than 1,000 followers
i-am-me-nobody-else: thebluelunadiviner: theshadowwalkingnobody: god-of-gold: jennstarkid: tumblr nobodies, UNITE!! i think you mean… ASSEMBLE. DID SOMEBODY SAY NOBODIES? ^
You want us to stop being fat
bumsquash: We want you to stop being intellectually bankrupt. We are both likely to be disappointed.
wibblywobblytime: thetardis: the-vashta-nerada: hiiddles: The TARDIS sound was the Doctor arriving to bring the torch, before realizing he couldn’t because Donna would remember him and having to leave. wow WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
fatposidoodles: I love my followers.
I cannot stop listening to this song. It’s just…perfect.
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
Nerdfighter in need of friendship: Solving a... →
edwardspoonhands: So every once in a while, someone (or a couple of someones) will get it into their heads that it’d be cool to come visit us in real life by tracking down our addresses and knocking on our doors, or leaving presents on our doorstep or in our mail box. As harmless as that…
Nerdfighter in need of friendship: Just Broadly... →
fishingboatproceeds: It is not okay to reach out to me personally or attempt to interfere with my private life. Like, if you see me at the grocery store or in an airport or even out at a restaurant, please say hello and ask for a picture. But do not, for instance, knock on my door when I…
Cover of 'Time' Features Women Athletes as... →
feminishblog: This is so fantastic. I know this seems like a no-brainer, something that would always be done, but the said truth of the world we are living in is that almost always, this is not the case. Athletes turn to Playboy in hopes of making themselves more appealing (sexualized) to a more mainstream audience (straight males), who hadn’t heard of (or didn’t care about) them before. But...