May 2012
“Also, guys, it will be really helpful if you can see girls as, like, people...”
– John Green (via spaceinvadersagainsthomophobia)
April 2012
Watchrachelnotrachael00:
ratherdielaughing:
infinity-gabe:
perfectly-imperf3ctt:
monoclelewinsky:
queenm0riarty:
sanctuary-remix:
thousanddreamers:
bowlosugar:
xiahdesu:
what
what
what
what
what
what
what
what
que?
what
I don’t understand.
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
hyrulian-feminist:
toomuchtaylor:
middle-east-beast:
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Watch
I respect this son right here.
much love
love this man.
well done.
mad respect.
I want a man like this someday.
There needs to be more people like this in the world. I’m actually crying.
What a beautiful human being! ;_; :)
want ;_;
So much respect for this guy…
“Growing up is what we want it to be. We’re grown ups now and it’s our turn to...”
– Hank Green (via generaljanuary)
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
idonotbelieveinumbrellas:
Life hacks
becca-again:
tessen:
webbyghost:
thebogonoslo:
holy shit i never knew this stuff
I’ll have to try these things :|a
YEEEEEEEEEES
This is the kind of thing I love about the internet.
nightmareloki:
youwerefantastic:dunderklumpen:
...
How to be classy in three easy steps:
spiralsparrow:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Guys, seriously, do this. It’s the funniest thing ever. I was suspicious at first and afraid it would take me to some creepy site. But it doesn’t. Fear not.
“I want to live in a world where little girls are not pinkified, but where little...”
– Get Your Anti-Femininity Out Of My Feminism by s.e. smith (via nerdiestofbears)
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
